December 2011
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She makes all of us pretty little boys look like fuckin’ school children
– Dave Grohl (Referring to Joan Jett)
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I forgot just how whiny Luke is in the first one.
I agree. It’s also the reason I stopped teaching Romeo and Juliet. Romeo was just a whiny little bitch.
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Me and My Landlord
Him: Just calling to let you know that I haven't forgotten about you. I have a plumber scheduled for Thursday.
Me: A plumber? For the tub that's been dripping for four months or the sink that's been dripping for two.
Him: Uh...both?
Me: Well alrighty then. See you Thursday.
Him: Oh, and did you forget to pay the rent this month?
Me: No.
Him: Oh, well, uh...
Me: The check is taped to my bathroom door. I figured you'd pick it up when you came back to fix the sink.
That awkward moment...
when you accidentally recommend the very site some has been complaining about.
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Operation: Goulash
Is about to commence. If you don’t hear from me later, send help.
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Five to one, baby
One in five
No one here gets out alive, now
You get yours,...
– The Doors, ‘Five to One’ (via wentdog)
That moment when you look at the clock and it’s 12:55 and you think of The Doors.
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Reservoir Dogs it is...
although I almost had to watch Pulp Fiction by default because I took Reservoir Dogs to school for Film Appreciation.
Kill Bill is over...
so what next? Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs?
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Boris
my new pet spider, is utterly enthralled with Kill Bill 2.
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Prediction
At some point this evening, Bill will, in fact, be killed.
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Star Wars is on Spike again...
and that sound you heard was the last chance of anything remotely productive happening this weekend.
Should I Stay (Home) or Should I Go...
to Trader Joe’s? It’s in a plaza across from the mall and in between Best Buy and Toys ‘R’ Us. (My Ackbarian senses are tingling).
But I need some non-Thanksgiving-style food.
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My students think I look like...
Qui-Gon Jinn
Boromir
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I was going to bed...
but Two Towers just came on. So here are some fun facts about it:
it, the middle movie, is widely considered the best movie of the Trilogy (much like Empire Strikes Back)
for years, it was the only movie of the Trilogy that I owned
I have never watched it on DVD
I stop whatever I am doing and watch it every time it comes on cable
I will either be up until 2AM or will fall asleep with the TV...
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Fake Fact Friday
The traffic lights turn blue tomorrow
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It does not matter that Coldplay is the shittiest fucking band I’ve ever heard...
– Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto Chuck Klosterman
(via hypeisoverrated)
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