“Dr. Bernice” by Cracker
(Words/Music: Dave Lowery, Album: Cracker, Virgin 1992)
One of those odd, slow Cracker songs that populate each of their albums that leave you scratching your head wondering what kind of drugs they were on when they wrote it.
(And look! A Dave Lowery post that doesn’t mention music piracy!)
Baby don’t you drive around with Dr. Bernice.
That ain’t a real cadillac.
It’s a delta 88 spray painted black
with fake leather seats from Juarez