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Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama 

     Maybe I’ll post a bunch of songs by The Mothers/The Mothers Of Invention today to honor mothers everywhere while simultaneously annoying everybody who follows me.

     Maybe. 

     Happy Mother’s Day ladies. 

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Frank Zappa - Joe’s Garage 

For themesong. Handclaps. 

     C’mon. Even a non-Zappa fan can listen to this one. Did I mention that I also have a garage?

It wasn’t very large
There was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge
It was a fifty-four
With a mashed up door
And a cheesy little amp
With a sign on the front said
Fender Champ
And a second-hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar

“Peaches en Regalia” by Frank Zappa
(Music: Frank Zappa, Album: Hot Rats, Bizarre Records 1970)

themesong: classical

I’m not sure if this would fall under the realm of jazz or classical, but I’m saying it fits both equally because Zappa loved to blur the lines. In fact, he would probably claim that there were no lines at all.