My Sexiest Feature
Most people who have met me will probably say it’s my smile. I’ve been told a few times that I have a “disarming” smile - which is odd because the people who told me this had no way of comparing notes, yet they still used the same term.
Having a disarming smile was really useful when I was a manager at the computer store and people were screaming at me about their “$1000 piece of shit.”
However, poor Tumblrs will never really get to see my smile (unless we somehow meet in person) because whenever I do one of those GPOY things, I get very self-conscious and never smile. I always end up looking waaaay too serious. Why?